MARK TWAIN

The human race consists of the damned and the ought-
to-be damned.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not
your brain.

LIFE

We laugh and laugh,
Then cry and cry— ,}
Then feebler laugh,

Then die.

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The heart is the real Fountain of Youth. While that
remains young the Waterbury of Time must stand still.

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten
centuries hence—stuffed and in a museum.

Shut the door. Not that it lets in the cold, but that it
lets out the cozyness.

It is an art apart. Saint Francis of Assisi said—"All
saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep hotel"

It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of
Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle than it is
for any other foreigner to read the terrible German
script.

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

In this day of the telegraph man waits not for time
or tide.

The altar doth of one aeon is the doormat of the next

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