MARK TWAIN thick with mud villages in all stages of crumbling decay, It is a sorrowful land—a land of unimaginable poverty and hardship. Thought this would all become commonplace in a week; three weeks of it have only enhanced its fascinations. I think I should always like to wait an hour for my train in India. If we had got to the Mele this morning we might have seen a man who hasn't sat down for years; another who has held his hands above his head for years and never trims his nails or hair, both very long; another who sits with his bare foot resting upon a lot of sharp spikes—and all for the glory of God. Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest work of God where is the ignoblest? Four cramped little palanquins at the railroad station, said to contain Hindu ladies—-dirty cotton, or duck, boxes, shut up tight all around so nobody can see in—the person must sit up in there, she can't lie down. There they stood in the sun, waiting, the bearers standing by. Feb. 8. Today and yesterday lay abed and starved a cold. This evening went to Belvidere and dined with the Lieut. Governor of Bengal—Sir Alexander MacKenzie and a dozen—private dinner party. Calcutta, Feb. 12. Packed theater. Calcutta, Feb. 13. Packed house—jammed. Bought a silver mug for my niche as one of the founders of the Players, New York. No bells in the room. The servant lies by your door nights, on the stone floor. 276