MARK TWAIN determined repression, choking it down and keeping the signs of it from showing on the outside. In his later years Mark Twain might have revised his opinion of female audiences. Long before his death, the convention that restrained women from open demonstration of their enjoy- ment had disappeared. He frequently and with great delight talked or read to colleges like Barnard, and always came home enthusiastic over his reception. Also, had he lived until today he might have found less to rave about concerning kings. He could have transferred his animus to dictators. For any man or woman not rich or of noble rank, there was an imaginary difference between England and hell, a hundred years ago. The institution of Royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. The man who believes there is a man in the world who is better than himself merely because he was born royal or noble, is a dog with the soul of a dog—and at bottom is a liar. If the master of a kingdom is so important that God will not entrust his appointment to men but appoints him Himself, it then follows that the master of that master is a still more important officer and so this one must espe- cially be divinely appointed. Therefore one is logically compelled to say—"Nell Gwynne, by the Grace of God monarch of Great Britain etc." People seem to think they are citizens of the Republican 202