MARK TWAIN

If God is what people say there can be no one in the
universe so unhappy as he; for he sees unceasingly

myriads of his creatures suffering unspeakable miseries__

and besides this foresees how they are going to suffer dur-
ing the remainder of their lives. One might well say: "As
unhappy as God."

The telephone must be driven out, for it is useless—at
any rate at night when the electric lights are burning.

It was at this time that Mark Twain wrote
for the Century Magazine his article on his ex-
perience as a Confederate soldier when this small
irregular company of which he was a member
was pursued by troops under the then unknown
Col. U. S. Grant.

The General said he read my article, first, and all the
family afterwards. (I said) I did not know that this was
the future General Grant or I would have turned and
attacked him. I supposed it was just some ordinary
Colonel of no particular consequence, so I let him go. It
was probably a great mistake.

It is curious and dreadful to sit up this way and talk
cheerful nonsense to Gen. Grant and he under sentence of
death with that cancer. lie says he has made the book
too large by 200 pages—not a bad fault—a short time ago
we were afraid it would lack 400 of being enough. He has
dictated 10,000 words at a single sitting, and he a sick
man! It kills me, these days, to write half of it.

It has been claimed by persons having no
knowledge of the circumstances—having nothing
indeed but a malignant desire to cheapen a great
hero—that General Grant did not write his own
memoirs—that Mark Twain and others wrote
them. These notes are sufficiently conclusive.
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