MARK TWAIN Townful of cocoanut trees of the many-leaved low- branching pattern, very pretty. Girls singing in most houses. Got up a dinner party in town—our own claret and champagne good, and there was nothing else good about the dinner except the fried eggs—and they didn't hold out. This is really a big town, big enough to hold over 2000, though many houses seem deserted. Business mostly gin-mills—that is for soldiers. Brandy here (good article) costs £15 a quart—$40 a gallon. Key West, yth. 21 passengers left the ship here, scared. Some of them gave dinner and berth tickets to remain- ing friends in the steerage. I am glad they are gone, d?n them. Jan. 7th. Capt. Bclim has just poked his head in at the window to say how lucky we were not to be quaran- tined at Key West (we are off—have just turned the pilot boat adrift). Lucky! Damnation! If I have got Key West sfeed up right they would receive War, Famine, Pestilence and Death without a question—call them all by some fancy name, and then rope in the survivors and sell them good cigars and brandies at easy prices and horrible din- ners at infamous rates. They wouldn't quarantine any- body; they'd say "come," and say it gladly if you brought destruction and hell in your wake. They rely upon the salubrity of their climate and its famous healthfulness, for immunity from disease. More cheerfulness at table this morning than ever before. SO